I’ve Never Done That Before
"Well, I've never done that before," I blurted out, having just poured dog kibble into a pan preheating on the stove. Tired parent tries to feed dog while also cooking dinner on a Sunday night, hilarity ensues.
I was reminded of a past "I've never done that before" on a Monday morning — in which I put deodorant on and then promptly got into the shower.
So...what was I supposed to be cooking instead of the kibble? Hakurei turnips